Okay…..so I had to go to the eye doctor today for my annual soaking-or-we-won't-let-you-have-more-contacts appointment…..cuz I like my contacts…they help me move amongst the seeing almost undetected!
Any-who….dork girl forgot they would insist on dilating my eyes…and left the house sans shower (again) laboring under the delusion that I was going to sneak a workout in today….
…...find myself sitting in a waiting room, unwashed, blind, numb eyelids leaking yellow goo…vacillating between serial trying on of glasses and hovering over my phone in a vain attempt to see to text…..
……..my husband keeps shooting mocking texts at me cracking me up..literally out loud….
…...for a while I stand up every time someone with a red or pink shirt comes near me and start to follow thinking it's my doc and this fresh hell is over…..
I followed two old ladies and one guy into the bathroom before I got wise and quit going with shirt color!
When my doc finally did come to get me…..I had to ask her a couple security questions before I would get up.
Thinking by the looks I got that I should look into seeing her at the other office….then again…that might of just been the guy I followed into the bathroom
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